If you arrived at this blog post expecting an update on the status of Mariano Rivera’s comeback plans, then you are about to be disappointed. In lieu of insight into the greatest closer of all-time’s health status, we have a brief clip of Rivera pitching for a New York Yankees themed fragrance. Cologne, if you will. It appears that if Rivera is to bounce back from knee surgery, he will be training Rocky IV style in the treacherous snow-covered landscape of northern Russia. Bawse.