Pete Rose once played for the Expos, it’s true. Did you know that? You should. The good people at Sporcle put together a whole list of random dudes and needs you, dear reader, to decide if they ever suited up for the Expos?

How many Alouses? Spin the wheel of Martinezes. Perez until you drop! It’s almost a holiday for lots of you, kill the rest of your afternoon as you see fit.