Baltimore Orioles v New York Mets

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NEW YORK, NY – JUNE 18: R.A. Dickey #43 of the New York Mets gets a shaving cream pie in the face after pitching a complete game one hitter against the Baltimore Orioles at CitiField on June 18, 2012 in the Flushing neighborhood of the Queens borough of New York City. R.A. Dickey pitches a second consecutive one hitter, striking out career-high 13 batters, as the Mets defeated the Orioles 4-0. (Photo by Mike Stobe/Getty Images)