Wade Boggs was a great hitter, as his .328 career batting average will attest to. Wade Boggs was excellent in his efforts to dodge claims of being a racist. Wade Boggs can drink 40 or more beer than you could ever possibly consume on a cross country flight. Wade Boggs has appeared in more Mr. Perfect vignettes than any other baseball player.

Wade Boggs is not a great dancer, especially from his seat at an Oklahoma City Thunder game.

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