Add another name to the Black Book of Infamy, as Jesus Montero just turned up in one of the nefarious notebooks currently boosting the February news cycle doldrums.

Montero, unsurprisingly, denies any knowledge of Anthony Bosch or the clinic. The Mariners issued a perfunctory statement about supporting the JDA and disappointment and so on and so forth.

There really isn’t much to add here. Jeff Sullivan gets in depth, as much as this passing mention of Montero warrants. This post is basically a vessel for the obvious joke seen above. Jesus Montero is bad, you see. And slow. It’s not really rocket science.