So do it! We here at Getting Blanked are going to throw our support behind The Guy in the Punk Rock Band and the Mattress Salesman because c’mon, man. We have a brand to uphold here. This guy, too. If you’re feeling generous.

The voting runs for another few hours with the finalists announced at 5pm. Expect a full report and open mockery of the “winners” at that point. It is our duty, as holier-than-thou anonymous internet dudes.