If not a full-time paid troll, Jon Morosi can be classified as a “provocateur.” His job, when not standing on the shoulders of breaking stories with his partner in crime Ken Rosenthal, seems to entail writing increasingly bizarre columns amidst a string of semi-sensical tweets.

The above tweet is crystallizes the new Morosi perfectly. Because, I mean, Jon….

Yes, Joey Votto has just one hit in seven official at bats versus Ryan Vogelsong. The Giants right-hander also walked Votto four times, once intentionally.

PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS IBB
Ryan Vogelsong 11 7 1 0 0 0 0 4 2 .143 .455 .143 .597 1
Provided by Baseball-Reference.com: View Play Index Tool Used
Generated 2/27/2013.

No extra base hits is something, but seriously Morosi. Enough. Enough of this. Think of all the precious seconds of my life I wasted looking up that utter meaningless microsplit. Is this part of your master plan, Morosi? To actually drive me insane? Because you’re close, Jon. You are far too close to comfort. I beg of you, make it stop.