Straight talk express comin’ through! Conductor Jordany has little time for mincing words.

Mets utilityman Jordany Valdespin was hit in the…above-mentioned body part with a pitch by Tigers ace Justin Verlander while attempting to lay down a bunt this afternoon. The fastball touched 94 on the stadium gun though I bet Valdespin’s personal recording device registered it much, much faster.

Valdespin left the game though was he was clearly in good spirits not long after. Jocks – worth their weight in gold!