Valdespin says he is OK … Asked where he got hit: “My dick,” Valdespin said.
— Mike Puma (@NYPost_Mets) March 11, 2013
Straight talk express comin’ through! Conductor Jordany has little time for mincing words.
Mets utilityman Jordany Valdespin was hit in the…above-mentioned body part with a pitch by Tigers ace Justin Verlander while attempting to lay down a bunt this afternoon. The fastball touched 94 on the stadium gun though I bet Valdespin’s personal recording device registered it much, much faster.
Verlander’s fastball touched 94 MPH on the gun. And by “the gun” I mean Valdespin’s penis.
— Phil Coke’s Brain (@PhilCokesBrain) March 11, 2013
Valdespin left the game though was he was clearly in good spirits not long after. Jocks – worth their weight in gold!