There is getting thrown out on the bases and then there is this. Jean Segura of the Milwaukee Brewers puts on a TOOTBLAN clinic, running the bases like last night was literally the first time he ever played baseball.

Aggression is all well and good, but abandoning second base after getting picked off, surrendering 90 feet as you hastily retreat to first base only to make the final out of the inning as you attempt to right your wrong? That’s a whole lot of awful, Jean. At least the Brewers hung on to beat the Cubs 5-4.

Sleep tight knowing that no matter how bad you screw up on the bases, you’ll never be Ruben Rivera.