You’ll have to forgive Matt Carpenter for his actions in the second inning this afternoon. You see, the Cardinals’ third baseman got a little overzealous with a hit he dropped over the heads of Jayson Werth and Denard Span of the Washington Nationals. Not willing to settle for a stand up double, Carpenter rounded second base and made a few strides for third, and then blew a wheel en route to providing us with some LOLs via a terrific TOOTBLAN.