Baltimore Orioles v Oakland Athletics

It’s Friday here at Getting Blanked, which means this passes for content here in the blog mine. It is important to note that for Coco Crisp, every day is Friday. He gets to look like this/live like this 24-7.

For that we should be fortunate. Like Coco Crisp has been fortunate here in April, posting a moderately absurd .296/.400/.605 slash line, good for a .426 wOBA to go with his seven steals and five homers. This is, indeed, Coco Crisp’s world.