It must be weird to have a professional athlete in your family. Brandon Crawford‘s family showed up at PNC Park in Pittsburgh on Tuesday, it wasn’t to watch Crawford and his San Francisco Giants. They were there to witness Gerrit Cole‘s Major League debut, just like everyone else.

Crawford’s sister, Amy (black sleeveless shirt, enormous gold watch, face twisted in confusion), is fan of both the Giants and Pirates, as her brother plays for the World Series champions and her boyfriend just happens to be fellow UCLA alum and MLB debutante Gerrit Cole. This helps explain the conflicted look on her face as she applauds her brother’s single, which came at the expense of her partner.

“It’s my two favorite teams, and he’s totally my brother, I dunno”. Look, Amy, you don’t have to keep up appearances because your mom is sitting beside you. You root for your boyfriend ahead of your older brother. Just think of all the torment you surely suffered at the hands of your older brother who also happens to be a world-class athlete. You can’t pick your family, Amy. Go with your heart.

Comments (12)

  1. Man, that took me a while to spot that girl. I could only focus on that baby, also what is the baby wearing? Poor kid…

  2. What’s brah in the button-up shirt doing with his phone? Looks like an attempt at a pic of the blonde girl, then a weird ass stare. Weird.

  3. My favorite is the conclave of disapproving Pittsbros in front of them

  4. Who cares? This article is TMZ status.

  5. I love articles by admin. He/she/it is the best blogger on this site.

  6. posted by admin? I’m 100% sure it was Dustin Parks.. Junior Varsity fan

  7. I’d step over my own mother for a crack at that piece of ass…

  8. Also – Conflicted Sister. Great band name.

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