SO MANY DODGERS JOKES. JUST, TOO MANY TO PROCESS. Zombies received the ceremonial first pitch in San Diego last night, which is surely a coincidence considering World War Z hits theatres today.
Call me a sap but I think this is actually really fun/funny. Though the zombies featured here do not appear consistent with mythology created by World War Z author Max Brooks, which you should totally read.
Anyway, Yasiel Puig hit a home run and surely vanquished these zombies because he’s basically Baseball Brad Pitt.