Riley Breckenridge

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The Week That Was

LAA – 2-5

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The Week That Was

LAA – 2-5

Weight. Expectations. Crumbling. Get it? (Jokes are always much better when you explain them.)

LAD – 3-4

So much promise. So much potential.

But ultimately, you just end up face down with your face firmly shoved into the Earth’s crust, drowning slowly at edge of a liquid galaxy with your b-hole showing (until you realize that you have a Cuban superhero who you can call to save the day, apparently).

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Who knew that Liv Tyler was so talented?

Err, wait … BASEBALL!

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Hey, y’all. It’s that time again. LET’S DISSECT SOME SHITTY BASEBALLING!

Before we start, I’d suggest that you loop this and listen to it whilst reading because … ugh.

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battle of la smaller

Ed. Note: MORE LIKE LOST ANGELES, AMIRITE? Poor Riley.

The Week That Was

LAA

WHAT : 3-4

LAD

THE HELL? : 2-4

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battle of la mock 1

The Week That Was

LAA

Please click on this whilst reading what follows: 2-4

LAD

Please click on this whilst reading what follows: 1-5

Southern California’s Burgeoning Pissing Contest: The Leader In The Clubhouse

Nobody? Successful small market teams like the A’s, Rays and Braves? Entropy?

God, this is depressing.

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battle of la mock 1

The Week That Was

I’m instituting a bit of a change in protocol here, as I feel that it might be wiser to look at what the two teams have done since we last spoke, rather than posting the overall records that I’ve been redundantly typing into the “AL & NL West Standing Update” section below. Like I said when we started this epic journey, we’ll hone this thing as we go.

LAA

We have a $142.1MM payroll and whoa, hey … this isn’t what we paid for: 2-5

LAD

Luis Cruz! Justin Sellers! Nick Punto! Juan Uribe! Skip Schumaker!: 4-3

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