So do it! We here at Getting Blanked are going to throw our support behind The Guy in the Punk Rock Band and the Mattress Salesman because c’mon, man. We have a brand to uphold here. This guy, too. If you’re feeling generous.
The voting runs for another few hours with the finalists announced at 5pm. Expect a full report and open mockery of the “winners” at that point. It is our duty, as holier-than-thou anonymous internet dudes.
Despite Getting Blanked’s copyediting policy being best described as “blasé”, the comma missing from that headline is by design. The headline implores you to vote for the weirdos trying out for the MLB Fancave rather than accusing the reader of being weird.
It takes a certain type to fire up the handicam and send off an audition tape to New York. It takes guts, certainly. Either a healthy dose or stunning lack of self-awareness, whichever works. My hat goes off to all the contestants who qualified for the final 50.
So get out and vote. My personal recommendation: vote for the creepiest of the creeps. Busy the possibly dangerous and definitely deviant with content creation under 24 hour a day surveillance. Keep them off the streets, away from our children and the infirmed. It’s the right thing to do.