The following is a list of cast off headlines for a blog post on the total-doability of a trade between the San Francisco Giants and the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim involving Barry Zito and Vernon Wells:
- Six Of One; Half Dozen Of Another
- It Takes Two
- When Contracts Go Bad
- What’s To Become Of Us
- Mutually Assured Destruction
- Misery Love Company
- Shit For Shat
The mock trade game is tired, completely unrealistic and rarely more than the delusions of some fan boy with far too much time on his hands. With that said, or more accurately written, once in a while a transaction idea comes along that’s simply too good to pass up. If this idea happens to coincide with the Spring Training equivalent to the dog days of summer, then it becomes an idea worth exploring because basically there’s a whole lot better to write about.
And so, without further ado, be it resolved, the San Francisco Giants should trade Barry Zito to the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim for Vernon Wells.