Archive for the ‘Mike Trout’ Category


The Angels would be fools to not make the most of the of moneymaking opportunity Mike Trout presents. Whenever the best player in the game is a photogenic All-American kid and runner-up for AL MVP drops into your lap, you gotta wet your beak where you can.

Not that these Trout hats are official Angels gear but…maybe they should be? Considering some of the other stuff you can get in the Angels shop, these bad boys are a step up.

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Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim v Seattle Mariners

As we can expect for the next 15 years so, Mike Trout made a bunch of news out of a seemingly mundane act on the weekend. Mike Trout saw his contract renewed at just $20 000 above the league minimum despite posting eye-popping numbers with which your a very likely familiar. .326/.399/.564, 30 HR, 49 SB, highlight reel defense, 10 WAR, Rookie of the Year, runner-up for AL MVP, blah blah blah.

That the Angels would not extend Mike Trout a modicum of grace and bump his contract by more than they are obligated by baseball’s collective bargaining agreement doesn’t sit well with some folks – some folks including Mike Trout’s agent and, presumably, Mike Trout himself.

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Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim Photo Day

A common practice for assistant general managers this time of year is to get players with under three years of service time to sign their contracts for the upcoming season. These players have little to no negotiating rights, so normally, it’s just a formality when the player and agent are told the salary, unless your name happens to be Mike Trout, or so you would think.

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New York Yankees v Detroit Tigers - Game Three

Some wise old lawyer once said “tough cases make bad law” and they were right. As I understand it, the clearer the better when trying to establish new precedents and regulations. Baseball statistics on the internet are not law. The do change the way we talk about and think about the game of baseball.

The “we” in this case is fans, media, commenters, everyone. The proliferation of advanced statistics is nearly complete. It is not a matter of whether or not stats are “here to stay” in the greater sports conversation, it is the rate at which they adopted by the majority.

No matter how often we reference WAR or wOBA or whatever else, they are not yet consumed by the majority of sports fans. For this, we can point to any number of reasons. The most significant of which might simply be apathy. The “average fan” just doesn’t care to concern themselves with measures more complicated than those they learned by osmosis as a youth.

There remains a significant portion of the sporting population who does care about stats but remains reluctant to pick up the WAR mantle. They will come in time but, for now, remain skeptical.

You know this person – they condemn WAR as a “junk stat” and gleefully profess their own mathematical emancipation before worrying about the ERA of their favorite team’s fourth starter.

WAR is for them and it will find them, in time. But bringing more folks under the “advanced stats umbrella” requires throwing it widely and not full of holes.

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Shadows hide the extra chins.

Shadows hide the extra chins.

When Mike Trout reported to Spring Training, ready to follow-up one of the finest all-around seasons in baseball history, he did so carrying a few extra pounds. Because he just came off one of the finest seasons in baseball history, everybody sort of freaked out.

There were a typical amount of jokes and jibes and fantasy lunatics worried about his stolen base totals. While Trout tried to downplay his weight-gain, it still attracted a great deal of undue attention. Which it certainly does not deserve.

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While I retain a small shred of hope because the above turned up as a question (“answer”) during the Jeopardy Teen Tournament earlier this week, I weep openly for our children as none of the teens answered correctly.

If the tweedy chronic achievers who ascend to the lofty heights of Jeopardy contestant while still teens don’t know of Mike Trout’s exploits, what are we doing with our lives, man?

Hey, Helicopter Mom and Vicarious Dad, why don’t you back off and let little Tyler/Braeden/Jaden/Dylan/Abigail/Mackenzie get outside for a damn minute? Take him/her to a damn ballpark to watch their peer Mike Trout do his thing. For the good of America, I beg you.

Mike Trout, hero of post-industrial New Jersey. A very nice, in-depth profile of the Angels outfielder by Alden Gonzalez of MLB.com, focussing on his home town and upbringing.

Come for the “Mike’s down-to-Earth” stuff, stay for the “Mike Trout struck out 17 times in four years of high school baseball” hook. Seriously.