FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. — I plan on spending an unhealthy chunk of the next three days attempting to land access to a major Super Bowl party this weekend. Worst case, it could make for an interesting feature that ends with me looking like an idiot, but I’m used to that.

There are two┬árules I’ve set for myself:

1) I can’t use my media pass to gain access to any of these events, most of which take place on the Friday or Saturday night and cost upwards of $1,000.

2) I can’t pay. Not that I would, anyway.

I’ll be placing quite a few calls over the next few days, and I have a few good leads already. My best might be New Orleans Saints cornerback Leigh Torrence: