After the Bills-Colts preseason game Thursday in Toronto, I grabbed Colts linebacker Philip Wheeler in the locker room and quizzed him on all things Canada. Here’s the best (or worst) part: Wheeler didn’t know the first line of Canada’s national anthem…but neither did I! I claimed it was “O Canada, we stand on guard for thee,” when in fact it is “O Canada, our home and native land.” So I’m pretty much the worst Canadian ever.

Wheeler’s got some brushing up to do, too.

I then headed over to the Bills locker room to see if rookie Arthur Moats could fare any better…

Well done, Mr. Moats.

And apparently, I don’t know how my home country’s anthem starts or ends.