What if the coolest cities always prevailed in the NFL playoffs? The Ravens and Falcons would have won last week. Here’s how things are shaping up this weekend…

Green Bay vs. Chicago

Green Bay: 100,000
Chicago: 2.9 million

Claim to fame:
Green Bay: The Packers
Chicago: Deep-dish pizza, tall towers

Green Bay: Titletown, USA
Chicago: Windy City

Coolest celebrities:
Green Bay: Tony Shalhoub
Chicago: Oprah Winfrey, Robin Williams, Vince Vaughn, Jeremy Piven, Harrison Ford

Hottest celebrities:
Green Bay: Heather Graham, Jessica Szohr (both from Milwaukee)
Chicago: Nadine Velazquez, Jenny McCarthy, Kiele Sanchez

Green Bay: Red
Chicago: Blue

Winner: Chicago wins on star power, quantity of people and warmer temperatures.

New York vs. Pittsburgh

New York: 8 million
Pittsburgh: 312,000

Claim to fame:
New York: 47 million tourists visit NYC each year
Pittsburgh: Steel, bridges, rivers

New York: Big Apple
Pittsburgh: Steel City

Coolest celebrities:
New York: Adam Sandler, Jon Stewart, Steve Buscemi, Jimmy Fallon, Lady Gaga, Jay-Z
Pittsburgh: Bret Michaels, Jimmy Stewart, Andy Warhol, Christina Aguilera

Hottest celebrities:
New York: Scarlett Johansson, Anne Hathaway, Alyssa Milano
Pittsburgh: Beth Ostrosky Stern

New York: Red
Pittsburgh: Blue

Winner: New York. Pittsburgh is the girl next door; NYC is a supermodel.