We understand that a good, loyal fan supports their team through good times and bad, winning and losing, championships and quarterbacks choosing retirement over playing for your terrible team, and blah blah.

So on some deranged level, we applaud the all-out dedication of a nameless man who painted his car in the notoriously hideous Bengals colors, and thought it was a good idea. We’d actually like to know more about the car’s specs, like what song it plays when you honk the horn.

Is it some rough and tumble Dukes of Hazzard-inspired tune? Or is it something more appropriate and depressing like Mad World? (“the dreams in which I’m dying are the best I’ve ever had“). Also, is the GPS voiced by Chad Ochocinco? We may never know the answers to these questions.

Hat tip to the Sportress of Blogitude.