We interrupt a constant stream of nothingness with this urgent football story from, um, TMZ:

New York Jets QB Mark Sanchez and newly single Hayden Panettiere sparked dating rumors after leaving an In-N-Out Burger in Laguna Beach together this weekend.

I know what you’re thinking: Sanchez is a big dude and Hayden — who starred recently in “Scream 4″ and made her name as Claire on “Heroes” — is quite small. But she previously insisted that “it works” with the even bigger Wladimir Klitschko, whom she recently broke up with.

Oh, and we have another sports connection! Panettiere played that little girl in “Remember the Titans”…