The Vikings really need a new stadium because their current home does this super cool thing where it collapses, creating a sort of miniature football snow globe. But hey, at least dedicated fans then get the opportunity to purchase a once-in-a-lifetime keepsake.

Those same faithful fans no doubt realize that if team executives and local politicians can’t find a way to leap over the remaining financial hurdles and finalize a new stadium project in Arden Hills, their Vikings could find a new home.

So the logical move of course is to create some public momentum and pressure through awkward hip gyration and arm flailing. And for that, we turn to some local outfit called The Official Birthday Boys…

This musical interlude was brought to you by TotalPackers.com.

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