This lockout has to end, if for no other reason than to stop us from having to watch weak celebrified parodies and pleas to bring football back. I don’t have the will power not to watch them and post them here, but that’s only because there’s nothing else to talk about … because of the lockout.

See how the vicious cycle operates?

Anyhow, here’s the latest “comedic” video mocking the work stoppage. It was produced by Funny Or Die, premiered this morning on ESPN SportsCenter, and stars Twilight’s Taylor Lautner alongside NFLers Tony Gonzalez, Ray Lewis, Shawne Merriman, Dwight Freeney, DeSean Jackson, Antonio Cromartie, Steve Smith (the New York version), Shaun Phillips, and Kirk Morrison, as well as Rich Eisen and Marshall Faulk from NFL Network and several of the main characters from Field of Dreams.