Soon-to-be free agent cornerback Nnamdi Asomugha plans to sign with the New York Jets, according to the Facebook page of a man named Anthony DiMario.

DiMario, who graduated from Everest College in 2006 and currently works for Nelsons Auto Repair in Hoboken, NJ, reports that “Asomuga (sic) is comin to the JETS baby! and then we’re gonna win it all!”

DiMario, 26, had previously reported that “the J-E-T-S dominate the (expletive) world, bitches” and “the Pats can blow me.”

DiMario, whose relationship status is complicated, is reportedly interested in friendship and dating. His religious views are “American,” and his political views are “Protestaint.”

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