Earlier today some web editors over at the mother ship decided to get a little too creative with an ESPN: The Magazine story written by Touré. It resulted in a character that quickly became larger than Vick himself, dwarfing Thor and Captain America combined.
His name is White Vick, and he can see into your soul.
Naturally, the Interwebs started to fire off other alter-egos for Vick. We’re sure you’ve imagined Vick as an actual Eagle, right?
Like, what if Michael Vick was a Tiger?
Or what if he was Richard Nixon?