We’re not sure if you’ve read this anywhere else yet, but Tim Tebow attempted only eight passes yesterday, completing just two of them.

So if you thought the Tim Tebow playbook is pretty simple, you’re right. In fact, when he looks at his wrist and then flails his arms wildly, it’s all just a masquerade, and it’s the only thing he’ll ever have in common with Peyton Manning. All that’s written on his wristband is one simple, three-word direction, and Tebow reads it repeatedly throughout the game as a constant reminder to never do something with a football that he can’t do.

Thanks for your investigative work, Drew Litton.