Usually when fans customize any jersey in any sport, the results are awful. The practice seems most common in hockey among NHL fans, and Yahoo’s Greg Wyshynski has a weekly feature on his Puck Daddy blog that chronicles the failed monstrosities fans create, highlighted by beauties like the “Doggiestyle 69″ Flyers jersey.

But even a blind squirrel with no ability to touch, feel, taste, or smell can create a pretty amazing custom-made jersey every now and then.

Friends, I present the Joe Namath-Suzy Kolber Jets jersey…

Namath’s famous “I wanna kiss you!” line to Kolber clearly gets all the attention. But his “YEAHHHH!!!” immediately after is vastly underrated. That was one of the happiest seconds of Namath’s life.

Thanks, Darren Rovell