OK, not really, because the video below is definitely a Shopping Channel parody.

But the Ndamukong Suh nutcracker should be a real thing that actually exists, because I’d buy at least one for every family member. It would nicely complement the Tim Tebow shirts I’ve already purchased, and the vintage Ryan Leaf swag.

The NFL is an endless pit of novel gift ideas during the holiday season.

Thanks for the gift idea, Off The Bench.