Settle down, ladies. Gisele will crush you, and she has law enforcement on her side.

It was a very different kind of bow on Tom Brady last night, and for a very worthy cause. Brady was predictably the main attraction at the 18th annual Patriots Children’s Holiday Party, a joyous affair that also featured wide receiver Julian Edelman telling Santa Claus that he wants a BB gun for Christmas.

The highlight of the event was Brady being wrapped by the shrieking children as part of the “wrap-a-Pat”, the segment of the evening in which the kids work in teams to wrap Patriots players. Brady gradually became the world’s most accurately passing Christmas gift.

Thanks, kids, because by spreading your holiday cheer you’ve given us yet another chance to chuckle at a comical picture of a shameless quarterback.

Thanks, Sportress of Blogitude.