People with a lot of money and a lot of free time lean towards exotic activities on their vacations. They chill with Panda bears or hang out in a foreign galaxy for a day or two. No biggie.

So it’s no surprise that Steven Jackson’s travels through the Amazon that began with a public search for latex led him to dolphins. In fact, it would almost defy logic if he isn’t seduced by mermaids during his vacation before leading a charge against captain Hector Barbossa and other evil deep-sea pirate ilk.

But Jackson doesn’t roll with friendly, cuddly dolphins that make cute squeaking noises and come from the same ancestral lineage as Echo the dolphin and video game hero. He prefers man-eating dolphins that once mated with dinosaurs.

Thanks, Mike Tunison