The Panda Express does more than just prepare delicious Asian-inspired chicken dishes. It’s also well-versed in the state of NFL free agency, and the important decisions that will be made around the league over the next three weeks before the market officially opens.

Just ask Stevie Johnson, the soon-to-be free agent wide receiver who reportedly isn’t close with the Bills in his ongoing contract extension talks, and found this in his fortune cookie earlier this week…

You know, it always seems like fortune cookies have some mystic, all-seeing power. But in truth, it’s all about how much stock is in the back room.

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