Can someone please get these guys some name cards?

I’m not sure what it would be like to go through life bearing a resemblance to a famous athlete or celebrity, mostly because I’m just your average skinny white guy.

But since the Internet has an answer for everything, there’s a site dedicated to finding your own personal doppelganger. So maybe one day I’ll be mistaken for Calvin Johnson at an airport too, because that makes about as much sense as someone thinking that Eddie George is Megatron.

George doesn’t even remotely resemble Johnson, but that didn’t stop him from playing along with a TMZ cameraman for a few minutes and sharing the secrets of his zen diet that includes 10,000 calories daily, and a steady intake of snakes.

Thanks, Pride of Detroit