Gasp! We were warned of this by every tabloid mag that’s ever printed anything absurdly stupid. We can only assume that Tim Tebow has created an illegitimate baby Jesus with either Katy Perry, Lindsey Vonn, Kim Kardashian, or Jenny McCarthy, and now the others are
ridiculously rumored jealous ex-lovers.
Or maybe he was just cutting through the diaper aisle and some random dude with glasses stopped him for a picture right by the stack of Huggies. Happens all the time.
No, you’re a slow February Friday morning.
Thanks, Busted Coverage.