Wes Welker agrees with the rest of us.

While the numbers that come from the Combine mean something, but usually very little, actually watching the Combine is worse than being forced to watch the Oscars on a repeated loop over a 24-hour period. That’s still not nearly enough time to figure out why Patton Oswalt was featured as an informed voice on the artistic process alongside Julia Roberts in those self-aggrandizing testimonials.

Here’s a short list of things Welker does to get far more personal enjoyment out of his leisure time: