Don’t worry, everyone, Jeremy Shockey wasn’t the BountyGate snitch, and the accusations by Warren Sapp aren’t true. We know this because there’s text evidence of Sean Payton verifying Shockey’s whereabouts.

Also, they really, really love each other. Like a lot, for realz, and Shockey wanted to share that love with the world on Twitter this afternoon while also reclaiming his sterling reputation as an all-around nice guy.