Mike Polk is a Browns season-ticket holder, and he’s therefore generally an angry person. That’s why earlier this year he taught us that sometimes it’s nice to yell at a building when he stood outside Cleveland Browns Stadium and berated the Factory of Sadness which disgraces the city’s majestic waterfront.
It was therapeutic and cleansing. Now we’re in the middle of what should be the most exciting part of the NFL offseason, and Browns fans are still left bracing for more Colt McCoy next fall, showing that the Factory of Sadness is indeed determined to keep cranking out its inferior product.
Polk has a solution for the money he’s wasting on season tickets that he outlined in a letter to Browns management written in orange highlighter.