The picture below was tweeted by Colin Cowherd, so we’re going to assume that Darelle Revis made an appearance on The Herd today, and played with Cowherd’s vast collection of dolls and trinkets.

But it’s much more fun to use our imaginations and picture Revis unleashing a verbal tirade on this innocent, smiling Tom Brady puppet every night before he slides under his Tim Tebow Mark Sanchez blankets. This routine is then followed by a full game between the Jets and Patriots puppet teams played out on Revis’ bedroom floor.

Sometimes when he’s feeling charitable Revis lets the Pats win, and then puppet Gronk quickly leaves to dance with puppet porn stars.

Thanks, Greg Bedard

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