Oh hi, Friday morning. Any exciting news to report yet?

What’s that, Jimmy Traina? There’s a video of Rob Gronkowski where he’s given the option to do one of three activities with Tim Tebow? Yes, it’s the ol’ marry, kill, fornicate game, which is the 2012 equivalent of that paper flippy high school game thing that’s in the intro to Community, and I evidently wasn’t cool enough to know what it’s called.

Gronk’s choice for Tebow was actually quite practical.

Yep, happy Friday everyone. We won’t be able to top this, so you should probably just go home now.