Donald Driver has been thrusting his pelvis and gyrating while performing various exotic dances with an impressively flexible blond woman on Dancing With The Stars. He’s slowly reaching A-list celebrity status, and we know this because he experienced the ultimate rite of passage when he was punked by the incredibly annoying Maria Menounos.
And now here’s yet another sign that Driver will soon rival Ryan Seacrest…
(via Total Packers)
I can’t quite put my finger on it, but Driver seems like the most eligible receiver to become a Kiss member once he retires. Maybe it’s simply his outgoing personality, or maybe I can picture him in black and white cat makeup for some reason.
If we were to put together a Kiss NFL tribute band with current players, it would look something like this:
- Lead singer: Rob Gronkowski
- Drums: Driver
- Lead guitar: Chad Ochocinco
- Second guitar: James Harrison
- Bass: Jared Allen
I would pay a lot of money to see that show live, and girls would throw bras and other articles of clothing.