It seems appropriate that a day after Jackie Robinson Day in Major League Baseball, this video of a man trying to break the last known barrier for the male species surfaced.

Please meet Sacha Heppell, a Denver dance enthusiast, and a guy who just likes to have a really good time while wearing incredibly tight spandex. Yesterday was the first stage in the 2012 Denver Broncos cheerleader auditions, which are open to anyone. Anyone at all.

So Heppell saw an opportunity to pursue his dream, and good for him. Unfortunately, he didn’t make the first cut, but he came close to making men everywhere both outwardly uncomfortable and distracted during their regular cheerleader ogling, and inwardly jealous. In short, this would have initiated the end of man.

Thanks, Darren Rovell