A few weeks ago Jim Irsay said the Colts weren’t firmly set on taking Andrew Luck with the first overall pick. We all inhaled his smoke, and carried on with our lives.
We’re now a week away from the draft, and the Colts are finally ready to leak a decision they made months ago.
Schefter also reported that the Redskins will draft Robert Griffin III. Feeling pretty good about himself, Schefter continued his hot streak of feeding massive, breaking news to his hungry audience by reporting that we did, in fact, land on the moon.
After catching is breath, Schefter then concluded by adding that the Titanic sunk. Sadly, this was surprising, shocking, and depressing news for far too many people.