Yes, Boogieville, a pleasant town inhabited by those who boogie, and boogie with pride.
The Madden 13 bracket is down to the final two, with Panthers rookie of the year Cam Newton facing off against Detroit’s Calvin Johnson for the right to be forever cursed, and either break something, or become Peyton Hillis. We’re not sure which is worse.
Newton had a novel idea: the winner of the Madden cover bracket should actually be able to play Madden. So he’s challenging Johnson to a Madden-off, or something, and to lay down that gauntlet he made a seven-minute video featuring a tour of his living room and talk of the aforementioned Boogieville and his history as a Madden “investor.” Excessive hand clapping is also featured, in addition to artistic vertical camera angles.
We learn that Newton is known by at least 18 nicknames, and he has some exceptional Sharpie and chart organization skills.
Thanks, Cat Scratch Reader