Last week, the Colts decided to leak the most blatantly obvious news since it was discovered that running in place is not an effective mode of transportation, and a spherical object rolls much better than one that is rectangular.

Through a report from league oracle Adam Schefter they told us that they’re drafting Andrew Luck with the first overall pick Thursday night, and shortly after that announcement Lloyd Christmas discovered that we did indeed land on the moon.

Now the Colts have confirmed Schefter’s report by officially ruining all draft night suspense.

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