The beat is a little catchy, and sadly, I’ve heard worse lyrics in Interweb attempts at musical creativity. But as soon as you finally get Russell Wilson’s wife out of your nightmares, these eight bouncing heads will promptly haunt that same mental space.

You’re welcome (mildly NSFW lyrics).

Personally, I prefer a solid songify effort when I listen to lyrical homerism…

If you need something to act as a cleanser after that ear abuse, please indulge in this fantastic Jurassic Park melodica.