Sorry, Bills fans. Vegas doesn't think signing this man will give you more than seven wins.

Here at GLS, we fully support your unwavering mission to lose money while also gaining weight on Sundays. We’ve supplied you with addiction aiders for the other days of the week like the Tim Tebow press conference props sheet, and the opportunity to wager on Madonna’s fishnet stockings.

But since it’s never too early to begin thinking about losing money on football, Cantor Gaming released its over/under win totals today. They’re the first major sports book to give their official odds for each team’s win column in the 2012 season, and their numbers are sure to bring both anger and elation to NFL land.

They’re listed below, but first here’s a few observations/quick rants:

  • Buffalo is depressing enough in December. After the optimism that the Bills have built following their free agency spending and successful draft, Cleveland may become a more appealing tourist destination if the Bills don’t at least meet the bar of seven wins projected here, and improve on their record last year. At least Cleveland leads the nation in drifters.
  • The talent is certainly still there in New Orleans, but hitting that over on 10 wins feels like it’ll be a monumental task under two interim head coaches. But hey, they don’t play the games, so whatever. Amirite?
  • The 2011 Super Bowl champion Giants needed to claw into the playoffs, so it’s quite appropriate that they’re projected at nearly the exact same win total for 2012.
  • Given the glowing reports about Peyton Manning’s arm, 9.5 suddenly seems a little low. Drooling over quarterbacks wearing shorts in May has never steered a degenerate in the wrong direction before.
  • Three of the worst teams in the league last year that held prime real estate at the top of the draft (Colts, Browns, Jaguars) are projected at 5.5. They’ll therefore improve only marginally, or not at all.

Green Bay Packers

Over 12 wins -125
Under 12 wins -105

New England Patriots

Over 12 wins -120
Under 12 wins -110

Houston Texans

Over 10 wins -140
Under 10 wins +110

Philadelphia Eagles

Over 10 wins -135
Under 10 wins +105

New Orleans Saints

Over 10 wins -125
Under 10 wins -105

Pittsburgh Steelers

Over 10 wins -125
Under 10 wins -105

Baltimore Ravens

Over 10 wins -110
Under 10 wins -120

San Francisco 49ers

Over 10 wins +105
Under 10 wins -135

Denver Broncos

Over 9.5 wins -110
Under 9.5 wins -120

New York Giants

Over 9.5 wins -110
Under 9.5 wins -120

Detroit Lions

Over 9.5 wins +105
Under 9.5 wins -135

San Diego Chargers

Over 9 wins -130
Under 9 wins Even

Atlanta Falcons

Over 9 wins +105
Under 9 wins -135

Chicago Bears

Over 8.5 wins -135
Under 8.5 wins +105

Dallas Cowboys

Over 8.5 wins -125
Under 8.5 wins -105

New York Jets

Over 8.5 wins -115
Under 8.5 wins -115

Kansas City Chiefs

Over 8 wins -120
Under 8 wins -110

Cincinnati Bengals

Over 7.5 wins -130
Under 7.5 wins Even

Carolina Panthers

Over 7.5 wins -115
Under 7.5 wins -115

Miami Dolphins

Over 7.5 wins -110
Under 7.5 wins -120

Tennessee Titans

Over 7 wins -130
Under 7 wins Even

Buffalo Bills

Over 7 wins -110
Under 7 wins -120

Seattle Seahawks

Over 7 wins -110
Under 7 wins -120

Oakland Raiders

Over 7 wins -110
Under 7 wins -120

Arizona Cardinals

Over 7 wins -110
Under 7 wins -120

Washington Redskins

Over 6.5 wins Even
Under 6.5 wins -130

St. Louis Rams

Over 6 wins -110
Under 6 wins -120

Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Over 6 wins -110
Under 6 wins -120

Minnesota Vikings

Over 6 wins Even
Under 6 wins -130

Cleveland Browns

Over 5.5 wins Even
Under 5.5 wins -130

Indianapolis Colts

Over 5.5 wins +105
Under 5.5 wins -135

Jacksonville Jaguars

Over 5.5 wins +105
Under 5.5 wins -135

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