I see what you did there, Nick. A man’s choice in milk consumption is important to Olympic hurdler and fellow athlete virgin Lolo Jones when she’s selecting a mate. Specifically, she’ll only accept a first date offer if the courting male prefers chocolate milk, or something.
Lolo, Mangold has made himself Tim Tebow’s personal love guide, and he can assure you that the Jets’ new backup QB is a chocolate milk man. He’ll devote his calcium intake entirely to brown milk beverages in the name of love, just for you.
If this whole hurdling thing doesn’t work out, there’s $1 million waiting in Tebow’s bed. Just sayin’.
Annnnd now we can ignite the Internet combustion sequence.
Pic via Jane McManus