Below is a video of Rob Gronkowski doing body shots, which means that you’re no longer reading these words.
I could write anything here. I could tell you that I’m not wearing pants. Or I could tell you that I once lived with a clan of monkeys.
None of it would matter, because you’re lost in Gronk’s gaze. Or rather, his gaze that’s firmly directed at the belly buttons of two lucky(?) young ladies who’ve been doused in the honey of the gods.