Continuing our little run of rapid fire absurdity on this fine Wednesday morning, here’s NMA World–the Taiwanese-themed animators who turn up the awesome on everything–with their take on Chad Ochocinco’s move to Miami.

In less than two minutes he’s cat poop, a dancing fetus, the target for a Patriot firing range, and Stephen Ross’ dancing pet monkey. Wait, those are all things that didn’t happen?

Also, his wife has giant basketball breasts. Gronk approves.

Thanks, KSK