When most young adults are groggy and incoherent after waking up from routine oral surgery to extract wisdom teeth, they seek the familiar and comforting hand of their mother or father, or whichever family member was dispatched to deal with their drunken ramblings after a few hours of dental drilling.
Not Jessica Gormley. She wanted Eli Manning, and she wanted him now. NOW.
Or at least a signed oootall (football, we think).
Thanks, Sweater Punch
Get in line, Jessica. Get in line ;P